# Windows-Utils for daily usage

Everyone knows about the daily problems of win-users. So we developed some nice tools to make usage of windoze safer, more comfortable and more entertaining.

We proudly present the "Gate's Claw". As you can see it's a kind of claw with a comfortable hold attached to it for easier opeating. It fits exactly the three keys Ctrl, Alt and Del. You might want to suspend it from the ceiling over your PC using an rubber band in order to have it Fully windows compatible. No negative side-effects known.

Our "CrashBox" (PartNo. #002) is connected to the +12-line of your machine's power supply and to the terminals of the reset-button. Using this box you can easily do resets at any time without being forced to bend down to reach for the resetbutton. It's also possible to set a time after which the box automaticly resets your PC. That's quite useful, for instance, if you are running a BBS and want to make sure it doesn't hang. Just start your BBS using the autostart-folder and set the CrashBox to 10 minutes. Thus your BBS will never be locked up for longer than about 8 Minutes. Your users will just *love* you for that! Our MultiCrashBox (PartNo. #003) can even reset multiple PCs also at different times and (optional) at random times or via remote control...

Your windows-PC is too slow? Maybe the guys from the computershop forgot to include the Windows Accelerator. We offer an easy to use, fully windows compatible accelerator. Just connect it to the USB-port and put it under your desk so you can easily step on it. It will speed up your System dramatically as soon as you step on it. During acceleration you will hear the sound of an accelerating car, and that's only one of the countless, usele.. erm.. useful features!

Admit it! It happens to all windows users once in a while.. You look at your screen.. see the windows logo.. think of your latest system crash (including total loss of data) some hours ago.. feel your stomach cramp.. Oh no! All those nice windoze warez CDs! Too late.. Next time better have our original windows barfbag handy. Extra large NT versions available, too!