# BOFH-Utils for the advanced BOFH

This tiny item will provide you with hours of entertainment. It is an electro shocker disguised as a video tape. It will get activated by a microswitch at the bottom as soon as it is lifted.
When active about 200 Volts (oscilloscope shows 1000V peak) will be applied to the metallic contacts mounted to the sides of the tape.
We are sure you can make up some funny ideas. Just write "SEX", "HACKER secrets" or "CLICK HERE" on the tape and put it in user-frequented areas. Your local computer pool is just fine.

This modified floppy drive will eject floppys at high velocity, throwing them up to 4 meters far. Use it to shoot at your users or install it as a replacement floppydrive in one of the user machines, then enjoy the show. Optionally you may install a real strong magnet inside the floppy drive... the magnetic fields in combination with the rapid movement will have some desirable (as long as the data on the floppy disk isn't yours) effects.

BOFH Utils - for successful administration!